Sunday Evening

I had an idea for a story.
It's called Friday Night in Heaven, Saturday Night in Hell.
It is about all the fun the people/angels in heaven miss out on
when it is Friday night. They are jealous of the humans
and wish they could go dancing and get drunk
and get laid or go to the movies and eat candy, popcorn and drink pop.
What about going out on a date at a fancy restaurant
or to the prom or have a sleepover at your friends house and tell ghost stories
and talk about certain people and how horny you get when you are around them.
Then there is Saturday Night in Hell.
All the people/devils in there are wishing they could go to church.
They wish they could sit through a long boring sermon
or sing an off key version of a religious song.
How about having that person behind you that has the 3 year old
that they are constantly shushing while he/she asks why that old lady smells funny?
Don't forget to bow your head and pray.
Anyway, that is my idea. If any of you out there steal my idea,
may your days on earth be filled with joy and harmony.
You might be hoping to go to church someday for eternity.
Greenmoss

PS. I don't believe in heaven or hell. However, I know some of you do.