Tuesday, April 15, 2008

blog you! you blogging blogger!

I guess that ought to get some blog stirred up.
Please feel free to think of me while you are blogging yourself or call out my name while you are blogging your girlfriend or boyfriend. You know I will be able to feel it and will have my very own blogasm right in sync with you. It will be our first time. I will blog you some flowers and definitely blog you in the morning after I take a shower. MMM! You give good blog.
I'm extremely nasty and I should be blogged severely and sent to bed with no supper.
I am very sorry for my inappropriate blogging in public. I will keep my private blogs behind closed doors from now on. I think I'm getting hair on the palms of my hands.
Greenblog

2 comments:

colie.doll said...

I am not even going to ask. [this is me typing now, p.s.] I went to the doctors and she was appalled that the ER let me go. I was put on an IV [or three] for severed dehydration, had four vials of blood taking, withstood a shot in the ass and was put on some "super-benadryl" as the doctor called it and a steroid to help this all go away.

Now, stats. I love it. I was diagnosed with OCD when I was like five, so I guess it has to do with that. The fact that math always works out perfectly, it never changes. That and I have a real knack for it. Something about the way I can indulge in it and forget everything else but that one problem. I mean, I love my other classes but something I have to think too much and sometimes that is just not good. Like why war has become a common theme in history, or why poverty has to exist, or why the damn camera wont produce a working tape. Math just works. It always has been and always will be.

Well now I must take my medicine which will [thankfully] knock me out for a few hours and tomorrow I will grace you with a new blog. One lacking in angst and self-pity. Or perhaps... I shall expand on a topic that you have unknowingly given to me. [mwahaha?]

So, with this I bid thee farewell. Or perhaps just goodnight, until tomorrow, my friend. And in some strange, awkward way, I will think of you as I blog myself before I give in to sleep tonight.Most likely without screaming your name because first of all, that is my father's name, and second of all, my roommate may not appreciate it.
[was that an over share?][nah, it's humane, eh?]

Green Moss & Sunny said...

I'm glad to know that your blogging apparatus (and your "blogging" apparatus) are in good working order. I hope you had a good night of sleep. Sounds like you got a good DR. Good for her for helping where the ER dinks, who were probably sampling their own wares, probably did more harm than good.

Now on to Stats. Thank goodness for you people that like the purity of math. OCD and statistics sounds like a perfect combo. And as for me, there is something about me that likes the gray areas. I even like to think about the infinity of the universe. There is a mathematics concept for you. Infinity. It can be part of an equation or a mind expanding concept.

You have titillated me with your suggestion of a blog topic that I may have inadvertently suggested.
And, your dads name is "Greenmoss"? Just kidding. Don't worry about the possibility of the "overshare" I am, after all, a... person. Those that say they don't "blog" are either lying or cheating themselves out of a very special treat. Suckers!

Have a much better tomorrow. I don't know why war, poverty and fucked up video cameras exist. However, I have some theories.
Greenmoss